EternalXIII's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Sean and Justin]

Why You Rule...

Beer... Rockets... And Heavy Metal... You = Rule

[Charlie the Unicorn 3]

Always good

STAR FISH REALLY LOVES YOU

[Wixen - Chinaman]

Chairman Fulp will not condone such actions

Prepare to have account deleted for offending the greatest nation ever. xp

Kottbullar responds:

Oh yeah baby

[newgrounds and china]

lol

People are pretty dumb... just take a second and think about what today is...

[LL - Movies]

halarious

Fucking funny as hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

[TT: 011 Runner II]

creative

Timmers86... STFU. You are going to die alone, masturbating with your own tears.

Very crazy, loved every last hand drawn second of it. I really hope to see some more of this style in the future. Very fluid, must have taken lots of paper. Tree murderer, ^_^ Seriously one of the coolest things I've seen on newgrounds.

[: It's A Bald World... :]

I'm am so awsome, it hurts my brain.

This one was funny. These are kinda a hit or miss sometimes, but this one had me laughing really hard.

[Don't Ignore the Signs]

stupid

If more people smoked, there would be less people. Thus I would be happier! maybe would have been better if you choose to do this on heroin. LOl Brain washing!

[Open Here]

I don't get it...

Seriously, the animation was amazing. The water and "Absolute Zero" sequences were extremely well done. The one thing I don't get is, so Everything else looked so good. Why such a shitty black silhouette guy? No disrespect meant, I understand that animating a more detailed person doing all that banging and jumping around and straight up Samus shit would be extremely hard, but it would have added infinitely I think. I mean you definitely have skill, and are a great artist, I just don't get why the guy didn't look the best.

8/10
5/5

Audio was really good, except that it is way way too loud. But the warning in the begging prepared me.
Visuals were also really good, except I felt you could have done a lot more with the look of the people.
Story, well, I don't know If I'd call guy being to stupid to read a box a story, definitely interesting and I watched it all the way threw. (Which I can't say for all submissions!)

rhyeen responds:

good question, and i'm being completely honest here, the reason why i used a black silhouette instead of an actual person was for 2 reasons: 1-it didn't distract from the colorful and detailed ways he attacked the box and 2- i wanted to try to portray a very 'general' man like the inner men in all guys, and that note also applies for my silhouette of the women, i tried to portray a very 'general' women.
thanks for the comments and critique!

[Trevor in: RIAA]

you bastard!

Funny! But you hurt my ears with all your audio...